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Hey you! Hello! You have reached the mighty Sealand's dreamberry! I'm probably out doing some cool and fun but if you leave a message I might call you back!

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[ooc: Hi guys. This is my ic/ooc post. If you have any ideas or want to do any threads or something with him, just ask.]

If you have any criticism regarding my playing of Sealand/Peter Kirkland, it would be greatly appreciated! Any bad things, any good things, things that can brushed up on, etc. Just tell it all to me.

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This is what Sealand got some of his friends for Christmas!

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[Filtered away from silverbellchild.]

[Why hello everyone. You are being greeted with a totally not blushing Sealand.]

I have a question to ask. If you wanted to take a girl, who is just a friend, on a not really a date, where would you take her and what would you do on this not date?

I'm just wondering, that's all!

[ The dreamberry clicks on and shows Sealand with a serious look on his face and pacing in front of a group of pumpkins of various sizes with different faces drawn on them in marker.] ooc: Something like this. (｡◕‿◕) (｡◕ˇｏˇ◕｡) (｡◕ˇ。ˇ◕) (｡◕ˇ_ˇ◕｡) (✿◡‿◡.)

Alright my pumpkin troops! It's October and you know what that means right? Halloween and Trick or Treating! And, more importantly, pranks!

We have to prepare some good tricks this year, so I am open to any ideas you might have. Ah yes. You already have some ideas?

[He stops in front of the pumpkins and begins nodding like he can actually hear what they are saying.]

Ah huh. Hmm...That is a good idea! [He salutes the pumpkins.] Excellent plan my Pumpkin Army! You are making me, your country, very proud!

[Sealand starts to pace again.]

We will start our plan immediately! But remember we must keep this this a secret! After all, we can't let the others find out about this!

[OOC: Sealand is planing to try to prank people this month. ]

[The screen shows a very excited Sealand literally bouncing up and down in his chair. He looks really alert and excited for someone who just woke up from a two week sleep coma.]

Hey! Do you know what tomorrow is? Do ya? Do ya?

[He leans closer to the dreamberry and points to himself.]

It's my birthday! I'll be forty-four years old this year! (Or twelve again. Same difference.)

[He leans back from the screen and looks even more excited than before.]

Maybe I should throw a party or something? I could get some really awesome gifts!

[The video feed opens to Sealand happily playing alone under a tree with one of his toy robots in the park. And if by happy you mean sad. And by playing you mean sulking under the tree muttering to himself while absentmindedly playing with the robot.]

I should be happy that Morrigan left here and went back to where her home is but...

[Sealand trails off. Sure she was a succubus. And sure she was probably going to try to eat his soul or whatever succubi do sooner or later but she was his friend. She gave him ice cream and helped out in the cave in the desert. She even helped him fly!]

[He fiddles with the robot in hand a little more.]

Maybe I should have went to live with her when she asked. We could have played more.

[The Dreamberry turns on and you see a very irritated Sealand sitting in front of his flood ruined cottage. It showed signs that was slowly being rebuilt though.]

Stupid flood! All my stuff, all my toys, everything! Everything is gone!

[He kicks a piece of waterlogged wood in anger before sighing.]

Now I have to stay out here until my house is done and with those creepy monsters that are roaming about at night...[Sealand shudders at the thought of them.] ...Not that I'm scared of those things or anything.

[He crosses his arms.]

This is so uncool.

Effects: A sense of helplessness and fear.

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[The dreamberry turned on and you hear Sealand voice. But it isn't loud and cheerful like it normally is. Instead, it is softer.]

She-She called me cute and wanted to take me home with her...

[A beat and then]

...It is kinda lonely here...

[Based off of the recent message that was sent to everyone's dreamberry.]

A cave adventure? That sounds like it's going to be so cool and awesome!

[There is some rustling like paper being moved around.]

There! That's the last newspaper! I hope I'll sell them all today! And that my bag doesn't break. Which ever comes first.

If not...[He trails off and then says] No, I will sell them all!

A paperboy must always be optimistic! That is the only way to sell papers!

Anyway, today's headline will really grab their attention! Hopefully...

[You here a lot of noise in the background, like someone is quickly moving around the cottage and moving things around.]

Where is it? I know I left in here somewhere!

Where is Sealand's dreamberry?

[ There are more sounds and then it sounds like something, like glass, has fallen and broken on the ground.]

Uh oh...

[The Dreamberry clicks on and hear someone grumbling and muffled talking while something being clicked on and off ]

Why won't the lights turn on?

[You hear a sigh and finally Sealand speaks directly into the dreamberry.]

Okay, what is going on here? First there was that weird dream with that lady, then all the ice moving to that mountain, and now the power isn't working!

At least, the dreamberry is still working but still, Sealand demands to know what is going on!

Warnings: No warnings
Dream Effect: A feeling of sadness


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[Sealand wakes up with a jolt and rubs his eyes a little as he wipes away a few of the tears that escaped. He doesn't notice that his dreamberry is on.]

"Wy...Seaborga..."